Bromance About To Begin
Jeremy gets into town tonight, meaning the mutual lovefest will start soon. We go back and forth telling each other how great we are until our heads are so big they explode.
Magical.
The Beer Pong Song
The Beer Pong Song is pretty entertaining, watch it below.
Vote for Nobody
Here are some of the reasons that I say you Vote for Nobody this election season. I recommend you see my King of America post on voting for more information.
Who is with me on voting for Nobody? Who is against?
Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM
Scotch tasting will commence immediately, to be followed by spear fishing in the finest Seattle drinking establishments and finished with spoodling on my bed.
Don’t ask what spoodling is, you aren’t ready to understand.
4th of July is an open celebration for all my friends who wish to join Jeremy, Daniel and I. Prognosticators say that this will be the hottest day and night all summer, so don’t miss out.
Monday through Wednesday will involve camping at Deception Pass and many pleasant activities.
Thursday and Friday are not to be spoken of.
Saturday will be a giant pool party at Jeremy’s mother’s house, with the queen herself attending.
Sunday morning Jeremy heads back to Los Angeles.
If you have any questions, view the only published video from the Jeremy-Joel Las Vegas Debacle.
Rare Pic Shows Germans Had Star Wars Help in WW2
The rare picture from World War 2 below shows that the Germans had some help that we didn’t know about…
Good thing the Allies had Harry Potter, or we might all be saying “Mein Fuhrer” now.
Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead
Leona Helmsley was a wicked woman while alive and continues to live on in infamy after her death. Leona Helmsley’s husband, Harry Helmsley, was one of the wealthiest men in America and left his fortune to his evil wife. After Harry’s death, Leona Helmsley went off the deep end and treated everyone underneath her like dirt, from the executives that ran her company to the lowest maids who cleaned her house.
Now that Leona Helmsley is dead, people have found out that she willed $12 million dollars to her rat dog “Trouble”. Not only that, but as her trust goes through the court system, new facts have come to light:
Leona Helmsley made a trust in 2003, endowed with between $5-8 BILLION dollars in assets and set two prime goals for it-
- Provide support to indigent people.
- Take care of her dogs
About a year later, Leona Helmsley decided that the first goal was to be struck from the will. Now, one of the wealthiest trusts in America will not be used to help people, instead it will be spent on dogs. I guess a dog like Leona Helmsley had to take care of her own, right?
10 months, 14 days, 18 hours, 28 minutes ago
Wanted Movie Review
Last night, Andy and I went to see the new movie Wanted starring Angelina Joelie, Morgan Freeman, Thomas Kretschmann and Konstantin Khabensky. My review of the movie Wanted is simple- I wish I could “curve” a bullet like the cheesy characters in the movie and make it come around and bury itself in the back of my head. Watching the movie Wanted is a soul-crushing exercise in stupidity. The plot is terrible, the dialogue lame and the acting… well, Angelina Joelie quality. Wanted, directed by Timur Bekmambetov, is a film based on a comic series by Mark Millar that starts out with a man named “Mr. X” (yes, this is the cheesiness of the film) who goes to find out about a bullet. Someone tries to assassinate Mr. X, so he randomly runs backwards and then charges full speed ahead and leaps through the window to the next door building, Matrix style. This is the first of many times that the movie Wanted rips off scenes from the Matrix (and other films including the Star Wars series).
Andy and I looked at each other incredulously at this scene in the movie Wanted, but I was willing to give it a chance. Quickly that hope is dashed by Timur Bekmambetov and his lust for meaningless action sequences and terrible movie making ability.
The plot of Wanted turns from “Mr. X” (who ends up getting assassinated shortly after he leaps across the building) to Wesley Gibson. Wesley Gibson is an account manager for a random firm who is the most stereotyped down & out guy I’ve ever heard of… his boss is a fat jerk, his best friend sleeps with his girlfriend and his girlfriend is a shrew. Wesley himself is a anxiety attack sufferer… his anxiety attack
s turn out not to be a bad thing at all, but instead a slowing down of time that he can control to run fast and do cool stuff.
The rest of the plot goes from one awfully done scene to the next. Wesley Gibson spends the rest of the film getting “trained” (bludgeoned in the face by a random assassin) for a few days till he has big strong pecs. I don’t get it either.
I don’t feel like talking about this awful movie anymore. Suffice to say, Wanted is a fat retarded nerds wet dream. The movie Wanted doesn’t make sense and steals ideas from better movies and books and throws them into a blender and what comes out is the worst movie I have seen in a very long time.
One good thing about last night though- I spanked Andy at chess later. Lol.
Illegal to Talk On Cell While Driving In Washington
Talking on the cell phone while driving is now illegal in Washington State as of today. Anyone caught doing it will be fined $124. Talking on the cell phone while driving will be considered a secondary offense though, meaning that the police must find another reason to pull you over first if they want to ticket you.
Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong
Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong is accused by police of killing a pregnant woman by stabbing her multiple times in the chest and then pulling her almost full-term baby from her womb with the knife. The woman, Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong (pictured at right), is 23 years old and from Kennewick Washington. The court documents recently filed show that the victim, Araceli Camacho Gomez, a 27 year old woman from Pasco, Washington had her hands and feet tied up with yarn and then had her belly cut open by the psycho Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong. Police caught Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong when she tried to pass off the infant boy as her own when she called 911. Police found blood soaked gloves, bloody towels, yarn, baby bottle & baby socks along with a boxcutter in Phiengchai Sisouvanh Synhavong’s purse.
New Volumetrics Diet: Scam?
The volumetrics diet is a “new” diet being put forth by a nutritionist named Barbara Rolls that says you can eat as much as you want, with the restriction that the food you eat should be low in “energy”. So is the new volumetrics diet a scam? Actually, no. The diet isn’t anything spectacular or new, it’s simply what nutritionists have been advocating for a very long time and Barbara Rolls has done an especially good job of advertising. The volumetrics diet focuses on helping people feel full, while not overloading on fat, protein and carbs. Volumetrics diet instead tells people to eat lots of low energy foods like vegetables, soup broth and nonfat milk. These foods help you feel full, while not consuming too many calories. Barbara Rolls book on volumetrics offers lots of recipes using food high in water, such as soups and stews and fruit-based desserts. Barbara Rolls volumetrics diet plan follows pretty standard advice that has been common knowledge to nutritionists for a long time- cut down on high calorie/fat foods like oil, butter ,eggs & cream and focus on the low-starch vegetables and soups. All of these diets are a little bit cheesy to me- the concept of just eating a certain type of food is not sustainable. People should focus on designing a good lifestyle for themselves that is healthy and will keep them happy for many years to come.
Like my cheesy pic? :)
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